Why are people on the internet so worried about..

[chaserfan]

the size of my manhood!?!?! every day I get at least two or three emails from folks that really think mines too small when they've never even met me! and if its ok size, they're worried if I can keep it up long enough! WHO IS SPYING ON ME?!?!

[Dajistano]

<marquee>*closes out Yahoo! Mail window*</marquee>

[madadman]

You too?!? I thought I was the only one with a problem! [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]wink.gif[/img]

[Spore]

It's the Viagra ones that bother me most.... are they able to see into my future?

[munkkeyboy]

I just want to know why they assume I like dirty asian sluts so much, when I clearly prefer soiled japenese whores!

[Street Worm]

ummmmmmmmmm..............

I must admit I feel like Charlie Brown on Halloween,

I only get mail from Mr. Mucus~

[Dajistano]

What email are you people using?

I've never seen any like these in my Inbox. [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]

[chaserfan]

I was once mistaken for having a ..... [img]redface.gif[/img] vagina once in an email. I went straight to the doctor to make sure this wasnt the case. I was assured that I did not have one, but he thought I should take this little blue pill and listen to the other emails [img]eek.gif[/img]

[sculpey]

Chaser, first thing I'd do is make sure the mirror in my bathroom wasn't a two-way.

[Dajistano]

Originally posted by Chaserfan:
I was once mistaken for having a ..... [img]redface.gif[/img] vagina once in an email. I went straight to the doctor to make sure this wasnt the case. I was assured that I did not have one, but he thought I should take this little blue pill and listen to the other emails [img]eek.gif[/img]

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">At any point did he say, "I'm not really a doctor, but I have watched them on TV"?